Great British Escape!

Where should I live? The time has come to leave the security and mediocrity that Great Britain has to offer and venture to pastures new. But where should I leave my scousie hat? The fact is I am in need of a huge adventure. Being able to jump of a plane and fend for myself in a foreign land armed only with my phrase book and a friendly smile (im working on that smile). I want the feeling that only fear is going to get me through the early part of this experience and will ultimately lead me to success. Dabbling with foreign girlfriends over the last couple of years has quite spectacularly blown up in my face, lots of mess drama and mammoth Skype sessions!! I concede defeat; this is not the right way to go!! Although it would have been nice to have somebody to introduce me to a new culture and way of life I have been left with no choice but to man up and go it alone. Forsberg Stylee. 

I have gone application crazy over the last couple of months. Probably every European UK Embassy has a copy of my CV on their desk, all considering how to get this incredible scouser on the first plane over there. I want a country with a different language, without the safety of English to get me by comfortably. However, just travelling around could be another serious consideration. Hristov and boys are embarking on an interesting around the world trip/piss up. Finances could be a bit of a problem though.

Last year I met two amazing Norwegian girls who were studying in Liverpool for a couple of months. These were the funniest most hardcore guys I’ve ever met who could drink ANYBODY under the table. My type of people I thought, so maybe the cold of Norway could be an option, I do love winter accessories and my mother knits a wicked scarf. So a Norwegian oil company have invited me to attend a webcam interview next week. Why the hell not for £30,000 a year! The only question is do I wear a suit for the interview haha. Should be interesting.

  

First excursion booked for now is Poland in June with the mighty Domingos! Maybe I will not return Warsaw is an awesome city! Keep you posted ya’ll.