Such a pleasant way to start a day when you sit at your desk half asleep, opening your emails and are informed you are being awarded a pay rise and bonus for being, and i quote... 'wholly exceptional'. Haha what a joke,surely they must have the wrong employee as i tend to put in a real average shift nearly everyday and spend my days staring at the ceiling being incredibly bored.
But who am i to refuse such a gift for quite simply being my awesome self. In times of recession im certainly not complaining taking money from the government, how crazy is that.
As i am such a gentleman i simply cannot divulge the figure i have received however i will tell it is substantial enough to send me abroad to get bit of sun on my skin and some sea air in my lungs. Truly blessed!
Cheers Cameron.... Loving your pay cuts mate!
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